What's this?

What's this? What's this?

There's magic in the air!

What do older women want?

Younger men.

Online dating services say women of a certain age want the white-haired gent, as long as he's not too old. Women age 50 and older almost always tell eHarmony.com that they want a younger man -- 10, 15 years younger, sometimes more. And on Match.com, a 50-year-old woman is typically seeking a man who is 48.

"This is going to surprise you," says Craig Wax, senior vice president and general manager of Match.com North America. "It's the woman who is going for the younger guy."

Surprise me? Not at all, thank you very much, I've been screaming from the hilltops for years: The Cougars Reign Supreme!!

Looks like I'm going to need a Match.com account, post-haste-- but really, what's the point? Why isn't there a Cougar.com... wait, what's this? The internet comes through for me again?

Looks like I'm going to have a busy week of signing up for websites and buying prune juice and watermelon by the gallon (both natural aphrodisiacs for the... mature... woman).

You might be wondering, by the way, what I feel about the death of Estelle Getty, of Golden Girl's fame.

Well, she's cute and all, and younger than the other Golden Girls, but anyone with a brain would want to put a hand under Betty White's skirt for a snatch of granny panty.

Hear she's a raunchy one, too.

Oh. And it's sad that Getty died and stuff. But here's a picture of that nasty bitch, Betty:



Tasty.